What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Dr No

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is BPD real or just an excuse?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are some good inspirational movies?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd